Schooner Smugglers
£39.99
Introducing the most irresponsible thing to happen to swimwear since beer bongs in the shallow end. Designed in collab with the legends at Budgy Smuggler, these smugglers are loud, proud, and built to cradle your schooners while you score a few more. Made for beach beers, poolside posing, and dive bombs with no shame and even less sunscreen. Comfort? Elite. Coverage? Questionable. Confidence? Through the bloody roof.
Put ‘em on and prepare for compliments, sideways glances, and possibly a lifetime pub ban (worth it).